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Andrea Bendewald:
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Information:
Name: Andrea Bendewald
Born: 1970-03-04
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Twins (2006), Two and a Half Men (2006), Suddenly Susan (1999), Friends (2001), Amy's Orgasm (2001)
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Kellie Martin:
Kellie Martin Nude
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Information:
Name: Kellie Martin
Born: 1975-10-16
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Doin' Time on Planet Earth (1988), Mystery Woman: Sing Me a Murder (2005), Mystery Woman: Snapshot (2005), A Pup Named Scooby-Doo (1989), Live Once, Die Twice (2006)
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Kevin Smith:
Kevin Smith Nude
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Information:
Name: Kevin Smith
Born: 1970-08-02
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
True Believer: The Stan Lee Documentary (2009), Mallrats (1995), American Drug War: The Last White Hope (2007), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2008), Official Rejection (2008)
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Q.How do you put out a
fire?
A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
MojagKunzpS
Why are burglars such good tennis players
?
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
ConnieRitterxh
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'll
be alright.
Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The
toast is getting
cold!
OzzyKeeganzy
Johnny
collected lots of money from trick or
treating and he went to the candy
store to buy some chocolate. '
You should give that money to charity,'
said the
shopkeeper.
'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
CarelAnastasiorl
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and
17 to be on
the guest list.
GwynforClaybornewj
How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
NahumMannisun
Two Jewish
businessmen meet in the
street.
"Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?"
. "Oy vey,
Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last
week."
"So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
EriqNultyEP
Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !
TavinAlburndD
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A.
Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
TennysonDiomasachPM
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry
about
having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
MadntyreAmbrosiOw